Guest blogger

In honor of the first day of school, this post is compliments of Parker Millican. Parker is an 8th grader at the school where my wife teaches. Last year he was in her class and throughout the year collected quotes from Judy. So I present to you (compliments of Parker Millican)

Quotes from Mrs. Titus

Are you yakin up the yin-yang?
Whatever floats your boat?
Quite your whiny baggin’.
You turnin’ to the dark side?
Hold your taters!!!!
Are you smellin’ the coffee?
Stop bein’ squirrelly!
It’s your own little red wagon.
You yakin up the wazoo?
Stick that in your pipe and snoke it!!
Son of a sack sucker
Lump it
No more halabalu
Zip the lip
In a red hot minute
Push your pencil
Chatty Cathy
No chicken scratch

For those of you who have had Mrs. Titus, please feel free to add to the list.